195+ Bomb Jokes: Explosively Funny Puns!

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Introduction

“Explode with laughter as these boom-tastic puns detonate with dynamite humour! From demolition experts to circus performers, prepare for a blast of laughter that will leave you in stitches.”

“Prepare to detonate with laughter as we ignite your sense of humour with this explosive collection of over 195 bomb jokes! From dynamite puns to hilariously detonating one-liners, get ready for a blast of laughter that will leave you in stitches.

Get set to blow your mind and tickle your funny bone with these explosively funny puns!”

Bomb-licious Banter: Editor’s Top Picks for Explosively Funny Puns & Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.

Explode With Laughter: Funny ‘Bomb’ One-Liner Jokes

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!

What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
My computer needed a break, so it exploded. Now I have a Dell.
Asked my friend if he wanted to hear a construction joke; it fell flat.
Told my wife to embrace her mistakes; she hugged me.
Parallel lines have much in common, but they’ll never meet.
Reading a book on anti-gravity; can’t put it down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Outstanding in his field!
On a seafood diet: I see food and I eat it.
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
Skeletons don’t fight; they lack guts!
Cheese factory exploded; left with de-brie.
Why did the tomato turn red? Saw the salad dressing!
Asked for flexibility lessons; can’t make Tuesdays.
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner’s on me!
Maths book sad? Too many problems.

Dad Jokes about Bomb Make us Explode with Laughter

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s uplifting!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.impossible to put downimpossible to put down!

Why did the maths book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad: Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!
Dad: Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
Dad: I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
Dad: I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
Dad: Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
Dad: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Dad: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Dad: Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
Dad: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
Dad: Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Dad: I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than diamond earrings.” So I got nothing for her.
Dad: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
Dad: What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Dad: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Dad: I told my computer I needed a break, and it exploded. Now I have a Dell.
Dad: I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Dad: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up!
Dad: What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Dad: Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Dad: I told my computer I needed a break, and it exploded. Now I have a Dell.
Dad: I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Dad: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Dad: I’m trying to organise a hide and seek competition, but it’s hard to find good players.
Dad: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Dad: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
Dad: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
Dad: What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
Dad: Why was the maths book sad? Because it had too many problems.
Dad: Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Dad: I told my computer I needed a break, and it exploded. Now I have a Dell.
Dad: I asked the gym trainer if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Dad: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Dad: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

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KABOOM!
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Who’s there?
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KABLAM!
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Who’s there?
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EXPLOSION!
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Who’s there?
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DETONATION!
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Who’s there?
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BANG!
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Who’s there?
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BLAST!

Boom-tastic Puns Bursting With Laughter!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful comedian? He had outstanding delivery in his field!
I used to work in a grenade factory, but I pulled the pin on that job.
When the bomb defuse l expert decided to retire, he had a blast!
My friend wanted to learn about explosives, but I told him it’s not a field to take lightly.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me and said, “Boom, you’re right!”
If you ever get tired of explosions, try reading a good book. It’s a blast!
The pyrotechnician’s retirement party was lit!
When the bomb squad isn’t working, they have a blast!
Did you hear about the actor who was injured by a prop explosion? He really got blown away by his performance!
I’m friends with a drummer who’s also a demolition expert. He knows how to make things go boom!
Why did the bomb refuse to explode? It didn’t want to burst anyone’s bubble.
The artist quit his job to become a demolition expert. Now he gets to paint the town red with explosives!
My friend got a job at the fireworks factory, but he ended up getting fired.
I wanted to tell a joke about explosions, but I was afraid it would bomb.
The comedian’s performance was dynamite; the audience was blown away!
When the bomb squad goes on vacation, they have a blast!
The demolition team always works together in harmony. They’re a real blast from the past!
Did you hear about the bomb that fell in the kitchen? It was a microwave explosion!
My friend is an expert in explosives, but he always ends up making a bang.
The fireworks display was so spectacular, it was simply dynamite!
When the bomb technician retired, he received a bang-up retirement party.
Did you hear about the demolition expert who became a baker? He specialises in explosive flavours!
My friend tried to write a book about bombs, but it didn’t have enough impact.
The demolition expert was feeling down, so his friends decided to lift his spirits with a surprise explosion.
My dad used to be a demolition expert. He always said his job was the bomb!
The joke about explosives wasn’t very funny, but it had a big bang at the end!
The circus performer who juggled explosives was always on fire!
The demolition team was so good at their job, they always left a blast zone behind.
The comedian’s joke about TNT was explosive; it really blew up the audience!
The demolition expert’s favourite music genre is rock. He loves anything that goes boom!
The joke about the bomb was a dud, but it really exploded in the punchline!
The demolition expert’s favourite hobby is gardening. He loves making things go boom!

The demolition expert's favourite hobby is gardening. He loves making things go boom!

The comedian’s routine about explosions was a real blast from the past!
My friend became a demolition expert because he wanted a job that would really blow up.
The bomb technician’s retirement party was a blast from start to finish!
Did you hear about the firework that became a musician? It had explosive talent!
The demolition expert always knows how to bring down the house.
The joke about the explosion was so funny, it had everyone in stitches!
My friend tried to become a demolition expert, but he kept blowing up his chances.
The comedian’s joke about bombs was explosive; it really detonated the room with laughter!

Conclusion

In conclusion, these boom-tastic puns have truly been a blast, bursting with laughter and dynamite humour. From demolition experts to circus performers, from fireworks displays to retirement parties, the world of explosives has provided endless opportunities for comedic gold.

Whether you’re a fan of explosive humour or simply enjoy a good laugh, these puns are sure to leave you in stitches. So next time you’re in need of a pick-me-up, remember these bomb-tastic puns and prepare to detonate with laughter!

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